The Camera Pits

So a photographer walks into a bar...

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The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.

The only post I routinely reblog

She know she cute

This is what female SPARTAN-IIs look like under the armor.

That’s my head canon, you can’t tell me otherwise.

For the record, that’s pretty much what female S-IIs do look like, save for the hair/eye colors. There are some minor differences in height, but definitely the muscular structure would’ve been very similar.

Helping out your headcanon~

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